Hey girl, hey! Are you all caught up on Dietland Episode 5?? Well weโre back with another recap so letโs talk about it! Remember, last week we saw what Verena was really up to with her New Baptist plan; Jennifer was still going around killing men; and Plumโs next step in the New Baptist plan was to get her groove back and go on some dates in which she wasnโt having it.
Dietland Episode 5 Delivers An Epic Side Eye
In this weekโs episode Jennifer kills its first female victim. Sheโs a porn star, fashion mogul, and model named Stella Cross.ย Apparently she was known for her rape porn videos. Who knew that was a thing? Smh. They said this chick broke her damn vagina.
Wait. A. Minute.
You can do that? LOL. Nope nope and nope.
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Plum Gets Her Groove Back
Moving on to poor Plum. She finally got the courage to go out on dates and they didnโt go well. All the dates were trash! The worst one in my opinion was Aiden. They met up at a restaurant. He tells her sheโs not what he expected and that he challenged himself to go out with someone larger. Heโs into fitness and is surprised that, gasp, heโs actually having fun with a big girl.
*Roll eyes*
Plum is really enjoying herself and excuses herself to go to the bathroom. She overhears some skinny blonde chicks trying to figure out if Aiden is her brother or not. Like who does that! Plum handled it well by saying that she was his date, thank you. Sadly, when she comes back from the restroom she discovers heโs left a note saying heโs sorry, but maybe heโs not a good guy. Again, who does that!? Sheโs clearly upset and flustered, rightfully so, and hurries out knocking over chairs and causing a scene while leaving. I mean who does he think he is anyway? Heโs short, not even that cute, and has the nerve to roll out on her?? Boy bye.
Oh Snap! Kitty Gets A Demotion!
Meanwhile, back at Daisy Chain, Kitty is singing Jenniferโs praises. Her boss, Stanley, is pissed and demotes her. Now you know Kitty was NOT happy. She goes storming down to talk to Julia, who is still crying and shook over Stella. She warns Kitty that it may be best for her to fall back. Upon returning to her office, Kitty finds Plum waiting for her. She then goes on a cigarette filled ranting spree in which admits to giving oral sex to get to the top and then has the nerve to blame Plum for her demise and fires her on the spot. Damn!
Poor Plum
Later, we see Plum getting a hot dog on the street. This guy, who turns out to be a total douchebag, bumps into her and he berates her and her weight. Plum stands up for herself and gets punched in the face! What in the world!! Luckily, or creepily, Dominic comes out of nowhere and punches the dude back. Dominic later comes clean that he is married, has kids and pretended to be single to get her to talk to him. Plum is not amused, and I think sheโll be channeling all of her heartbreak and anger into something big in the coming episodes. This seems to be the set-up to a storm brewing. I canโt wait to find out what happens next week.
Whew! Did you get all that?? Dietland Episode 5 is out here taking no prisoners!
Catch up on any recaps youโve missed here:
Episodes 1 & 2
Episode 3
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