If there’s one thing that we can enjoy during the holiday hype, it’s grown people eggnog and plus size ugly Christmas sweaters. And like any other shopping experience for a thickie, it’s hard out here finding a Christmas “lewk”.
Thankfully, there are brands that come out just for this time of year to offer up the best ugly Christmas sweaters – a lot of which come in plus sizes, too.
Even if you haven’t been invited to an ugly Christmas party, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t join in on the fun. With all the commercialization going on during the holidays, it’s easy to lose sight of the actual celebration.
But you would be surprised to know how easily a sweater can change your attitude.
On the other hand, if you are attending an actual party where prizes are handed out for the best sweater, peep our list before you do anything.
Between Cardi B inspired Christmas sweaters to funny Memes, you’ll find something that will at least make you an honorable mention for best sweater of the night.
If you’re still in need of last-minute holiday gear, here are the best of the plus size sweaters to buy.
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Notjustclothingusa is probably one of the coolest places to get a sweater that you would want to wear well after Christmas. This one features our fat fave Lizzo that reads “100% dat Christmas B*tch” on the front and “Blame it on my juice” with three juice boxes, naturally. Plus, to make this sweater even juicier, 10% of your purchase can go to the charity of your choice.
Don’t forget your big and tall boo this Christmas season. In fact, you may even want to get you and your man this “festive as f#ck” sweater from blue man since it also goes up to a size 4XL. Not to mention, it’s 50% off right now for $16.
Switch it up, too and go for a sweater dress. You would be surprised to see how many ugly Christmas sweaters have been transformed into cute bodycons. This one from forever 21 features White snowflakes and reindeer with us we are Golden Bell in the middle of the Sherpa lining. If you still want to be a baddie during the holidays, this is the dress to seek out.
Don’t worry. There’s even sexy winterized bodycon sweater dresses like this one on Amazon that go up to a size 22. This turtle neck long sleeved Santa dress is perfect to wear to your work holiday party.
Forever 21 also offers at this 3-D sweater with stockings over the fireplace. Sweet and simple, this ugly Christmas sweater is cute enough to wear throughout the New Year.
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Some people wish for world peace for Christmas. So for them, we suggest this Impeach Trump Christmas sweater. Without question, you’ll be the talk of the party. And plenty will ask “where’d you get that sweater?”
Torrid is also doing Christmas sweaters this year, and is offering this cute Santa sweatshirt letting you know who’s the realest with a hot Santa on the front.
For the regular degular schmegular plus babe, this Cardi B Christmas sweater is perfect. Plus it goes up to a 5X. Make all your friends laugh (and jealous) at your get together. Because let’s be real, who would deny green on Christmas?
There are always those crude jokesters during the holidays, making this sweater a perfect fit for them. Whether it’s for your dad or a friend, they’re sure to get a laugh out of this pick.
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If you know that funny SpongeBob Twitter meme, this sweater is another perfect rendition of it for the holidays. Though it’s not necessarily ugly, it’s perfect for the young person in your life who’s always on their phone.
Your ugly Christmas sweater doesn’t necessarily have to be hideous. As you’ve seen through all of this list, there are some chic plus size ugly Christmas sweaters you may not have considered. This one definitely qualifies as chic. If you’re in the holiday spirit but want to keep your look low-key, we suggest this simple fashion piece.
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It’s not a competition, but if you really want to send a message to the other contestants in the competition, get this sweater. As another viral twitter moment for the season, you can snag this “my sweater is uglier than yours.”
What did you think of our plus size ugly Christmas sweaters? Did you actually “LOL“ at any of these? What would you have liked to see on our list?
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